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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

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    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I went to the rib fest and car show today called Hot Nights In The City. *not_secure_link*www.hotniteinthecity.com/ 40 thousand people at the park. I think I am going to skip the concert tonight as I been out a lot this week, I need to rest plus it is now raining so I guess I don't have to wash the car or mow the lawn either.
     
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  2. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    I'd only see that once, the kid would be without a dog come day two...or possibly still pulling my foot out of his ass.
     
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  3. VouyeristicDom

    VouyeristicDom Porn Star

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    I cannot take away a police officers dog. I also cannot assault a police officers child.
     
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  4. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    You can call animal control and maybe the cop and his demon seed can experience the other side of the law.
     
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  5. RagingRedDominance

    RagingRedDominance Sex Machine

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    This reminds me of an old Jerky Boys crank call.
     
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  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    HEY!
    I think I resent that!
    *unholsters matter transformation unit
     
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  7. Discipline_is_love

    Discipline_is_love Porn Star

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    Many many moons ago I worked a second job as a cashier at a grocery store, did what I had to, never took a dime of assistance. Anyways, the thing that disgusted me most while working there were the people who'd drive up in a brand new Cadillac, pay for their cigarettes and booze out of a huge wad of 20s and 50s and still pay for their groceries with food stamps. There is something fundamentally wrong with this picture.
     
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  8. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    That's fine, you do that and I will unholster my bra. :boobs:
     
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  9. Discipline_is_love

    Discipline_is_love Porn Star

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    Everybody duck for cover, Brandi is bringing out the big guns!!!!!

    Hi gorgeous! ;)
     
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  10. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    Is that a scarecrow? Or someone getting head in your back yard?
     
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  11. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Hi hun

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  12. VouyeristicDom

    VouyeristicDom Porn Star

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    One time while riding the blue line I saw some guy get stabbed in the head by a homeless man because he jumped the gate into the station and his fat wife got her tit stuck in the door. It was baffling.
     
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  13. VouyeristicDom

    VouyeristicDom Porn Star

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    I don't think that dress fits. I'm not a tailor, just spit balling here.
     
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  14. Discipline_is_love

    Discipline_is_love Porn Star

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    Uhhh I want me sum chikkin wid dose melms, and fries wid dat shake!!!

    Ah sorry I'm not supposed to stereotype :\
     
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  15. VouyeristicDom

    VouyeristicDom Porn Star

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    Racist, bigot, hood wearer, hick, redneck, lynch nut

    Don't know if I missed anything having to do with white people being racist.
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    You stereotype all you want it's not a problem with me.
     
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  17. Discipline_is_love

    Discipline_is_love Porn Star

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    ¿Not sure if serious, or sarcasm?
     
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  18. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    When I click on your links I get an error message.
     
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  19. Discipline_is_love

    Discipline_is_love Porn Star

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    Sorry, something went wrong with the upload.
    I already have an army of tech support, the geek squad and NASA working on it....
     
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  20. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    Some young buck
     
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